So I went to a farm and the farmer said “who the hell are you and why are you here” I got an invitation for free chicken feathers than the chicken came out and it was like mutha F****a no one is taking my feathers and I was like chicken please then the chicken busted out a shot gun and started shooting at me and the farmers, I feel bad for the farmer he lost a big toe. I hid behind a rock and then other chickens started throwing egg bombs it was like boom boom bang bong then I was like I got a gun to but I left it in the car so in slow motion I dived to the car but I realized that this is not my car so I walked to my car got my bazooka and blew the farm to bits